It's official: Kylie Jenner is adding "calendar girl" to her resume. Over the weekend, she teased a 2017 calendar as part of her upcoming merch shop (not to be confused with her cosmetics store).

Shot by Terry Richardson, the back cover features Kylie casually lounging as she wraps herself with what appears to be a boa constrictor. Perhaps this is a nod to Britney Spears' iconic VMAs moment? Or, ya know, maybe Kylie just loves to hang with snakes.

One thing is for certain: This calendar is a godsend to those of us who had no idea how we would track the passing of time in 2017. Thanks, Kylie!